Pitunity

Pronounced: Pie -Tune -ity
Amalgamation of Pie and opportunity. Given the length of both words, a merge was necessary.

Eddy: Who's going for Pie Tomorrow?
Me: I'd never miss a pitunity

by Sir Pialot May 31, 2018

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003