pisswiggle

a way of calling your friend a shit head without him noticing

person 1 "hEy U fAt MuD RoTTeN pIsSwIGgle"
person 2 "that wasnt very nice, but ok ya bitch"

pisswiggle by shitty meanings February 4, 2020

pisswinkle 

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.

"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."

pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

Pusswiggle 

A word used when speaking to or about someone of pure homosexuality. Also, see dickwaggle

Adam: "Dude wasn't Andrew making you mad today?"
Sam: "Yeah. I know. He was being such a freaking pusswiggle."

Pusswiggle by Sam Hendrickson November 23, 2007

Pisswangle 

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.

"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."

Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004

Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE

Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

Pisswizzle 

When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.

John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

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Ah pisswizzles!!!

Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

pinwiggle 

When you trench you snowmobile and your last resort is to pin the throttle and wiggle the sh!t out of it!

Jordan, was stuck again for the 15 so he decided to pinwiggle it!

pinwiggle by Towrig87 August 20, 2017