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pisswinkle 

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.
"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."
pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

Pusswiggle 

A word used when speaking to or about someone of pure homosexuality. Also, see dickwaggle
Adam: "Dude wasn't Andrew making you mad today?"
Sam: "Yeah. I know. He was being such a freaking pusswiggle."
Pusswiggle by Sam Hendrickson November 23, 2007

Pisswangle 

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004

Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning
Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE
Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

Pisswizzle 

When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.
John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

_______________________

Ah pisswizzles!!!
Pisswizzle by Mr. Pisswizzle March 13, 2011

pinwiggle 

When you trench you snowmobile and your last resort is to pin the throttle and wiggle the sh!t out of it!
Jordan, was stuck again for the 15 so he decided to pinwiggle it!
pinwiggle by Towrig87 August 20, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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