pisswagger Share definition Flag (1) A person who takes too long shaking the piss off of their dick after they pee. (2) A brand of ahchol in the game Grand Theft Auto 5. Man, that dude is such a pisswagger. pisswagger by Triagony September 1, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the pisswagger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch