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pussywhistle

That one douche in your crew that comes along when all your boys are tryin to get laid and wrecks the vibe, causing all females that were on the hook to scatter. Often the most drunk or most annoying guy you know employing all kinds of game crushing bullshit.
Dammit, we better lock up this crew fast because here comes Thomas blowing his pussywhistle.
pussywhistle by Drucifersden November 10, 2013

Pussywhistle

The high pitched sound a first time fighter makes, usually after they talk a lot about fighting you.
He talks a good game but take him outside and it's all pussywhistle.
Pussywhistle by EQcub September 8, 2019

Pussywhitteled 

A complete Clusterfuck of an action or situation.
1: Guy 1 "Dude! That guy just walked into a door then slipped on the ice"
Guy 2 "He Pussywhitteled "

2: Coming out of the store to find that someone hit your parked car

"Someone Pussywhitteled it!"
Pussywhitteled by Nicknackss March 7, 2010

Cuban pussy whistle 

A rare and Inconspicuous combination of words to signal to your friends that there is a foursome/threesome/orgy afoot and they need to get there ASAP
Phone rings......
Jeff: hello?
Tom: Cuban pussy whistle!!
Jeff: I’ll be there in 5

.....Phone call ended

pisswhistle 

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.
Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!
pisswhistle by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

Pussywhipple 

A man controlled completely by his girlfriend or wife so much that she requires him to report to her where he is and what he is doing regularly.
Person 1:Stu from the Hangover was such a pussywhipple.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Mostly because he had to follow his wife's rules and not his own.
Pussywhipple by Bootyboy01 January 6, 2012