Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.
Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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by effinG123 June 08, 2010
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botty bovril

Rusty Water, Fizzy Gravy 'sans' fizz.

A hot, meaty smelling liquid bowel movement, usually experienced the day after a lukewarm steak bake from Greggs.
"Bloody hell, Susan. I wish I hadn't had that dodgy meat pie on the way home from the petrol station last night. My arse has been streaming botty bovril almost non stop since 5 this morning. My legs are numb."
by effinG123 May 20, 2017
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Margot Robbie

"Pause the telly for a minute Agnes. I'm away up the stair for a Margot Robbie"
by effinG123 October 10, 2020
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