3 definitions by qwertyu3

Sweeney

Huge shit with corn in it

Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either

by qwertyu3 December 5, 2008

Pisswasser

Cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from Newcastle Brown ale that tastes like pish.

German in Newcastle :My good man this Newcastle brown ale tastes like pisswasser

Thick Geordie: Oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like pisswassa?

German : No I said pisswasser

Thick Geordie: that's alreet then

by qwertyu3 December 5, 2008

Powser

Raucous fart that leaves a brown stain in the underpants

The snarling powser from the previous evening left a shit stain in his pants such that his one night stand shrank back from in anguish when she spotted them on her bedroom floor

by qwertyu3 December 5, 2008