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Pisswasser 

Cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from Newcastle Brown ale that tastes like pish.
German in Newcastle :My good man this Newcastle brown ale tastes like pisswasser

Thick Geordie: Oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like pisswassa?

German : No I said pisswasser

Thick Geordie: that's alreet then
Pisswasser by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011
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Pißwasser

A beer in Grand Theft Auto IV. Parody of Budweiser. Means "Urine water" in German. Commercial song performed by Anthony Cumia from Opie & Anthony.
Last night I think I shit the bed/Got so drunk I gave a dude head/Life is just a blissful blur/When you pop a Pißwasser/Pisswasser, don't drink it too slow/3 A.M., buy some blow/Sleep in the bathroom on the floor/What really matters anymore?/All the crap you do all day/Who fucking cares anyway/Pisswasser--this is beer!/Drive drunk--off a pier!/Pisswasser--drink all day/It helps your troubles go away!/

Pisswasser: cheap German logger for export only.
Pißwasser by Mister X 3 July 18, 2009
to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

pisswater 

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater
pisswater by r00fles April 24, 2003

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master
Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga
pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

Nigel pisswater 

Pls some take this name on spotify
Yo, listened to nigel pisswater yet.

Pisswaker 

When you get pissed at a weedwacker because it won't start or won't cut. So you yell pisswaker at it
This fucken pisswaker won't start. What a pisswaker!!!!!
Pisswaker by Pisswaker March 28, 2019