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Pisswasser 

Cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from Newcastle Brown ale that tastes like pish.
German in Newcastle :My good man this Newcastle brown ale tastes like pisswasser

Thick Geordie: Oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like pisswassa?

German : No I said pisswasser

Thick Geordie: that's alreet then
Pisswasser by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011
Words you can keep

Pißwasser

A beer in Grand Theft Auto IV. Parody of Budweiser. Means "Urine water" in German. Commercial song performed by Anthony Cumia from Opie & Anthony.
Last night I think I shit the bed/Got so drunk I gave a dude head/Life is just a blissful blur/When you pop a Pißwasser/Pisswasser, don't drink it too slow/3 A.M., buy some blow/Sleep in the bathroom on the floor/What really matters anymore?/All the crap you do all day/Who fucking cares anyway/Pisswasser--this is beer!/Drive drunk--off a pier!/Pisswasser--drink all day/It helps your troubles go away!/

Pisswasser: cheap German logger for export only.
Pißwasser by Mister X 3 July 18, 2009
to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

pisswater 

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater
pisswater by r00fles April 24, 2003

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master
Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga
pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

Nigel pisswater 

Pls some take this name on spotify
Yo, listened to nigel pisswater yet.

Pisswaker 

When you get pissed at a weedwacker because it won't start or won't cut. So you yell pisswaker at it
This fucken pisswaker won't start. What a pisswaker!!!!!
Pisswaker by Pisswaker March 28, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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