pisstery
pisstery by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009
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pisster
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020
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pisstery • Pissterical • pisster • pissery • Pissteria • Pissterine • Pissterated • pissterbate • Pisstergeist • pisstering
Pissterical
Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008
pissery
pissery by calibration one nine March 23, 2009
Pisstergeist
A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Dave: You're not a drinker are you?
Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Pisstergeist by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011
pissterbate
Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"
Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
pissterbate by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013
pisster than hell
pisster than hell by poopface95 June 30, 2005
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