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To be more than pissed.

Is usually used as a verb, but can also be used as an adjective with some creativity.
My boyfriend was being an idiot and I got pissed, then he made fun of my handwriting and that made me pister.

When Johnny showed up late for class, the teacher was pissed; but when he said he didn't do his homework, she got pister.
Pister by Sylvannis November 18, 2011

pister clean 

a type of household cleaner that is free. it's especially useful for those hard to reach areas, and it's strength depends on what you drink. still don't know what it is? it's your pee! for best results, you should be a dude.
My brother left the worst skid marks in the toilet bowl. I'm gonna have to use some pister clean

pister napkin 

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.
That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin
pister napkin by Psuedonem March 14, 2023
One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013
A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...
"You bought a right pisster there mate!"
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

Rae Piste 

A lovely man who likes to play with people with or without their consent . Great name for Kahoot and Zoom trolling as well.
Teacher: Who is Rae Piste ?
Rae Piste:Kekekekeke
Rae Piste by Lebelt James October 12, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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