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pigtastrophe 

a really big catastrophe or total clusterfuck; can also be used facetiously when someone is overreacting to an event that isn't really a big deal
ugh, I just sat in traffic for 3 hours because they're doing construction in the middle of rush hour. what a pigtastrophe!

pissastrophe 

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.
Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.
pissastrophe by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

pigtastrophe 

A really big catastrophe. Often used facetiously, but can applied to any type of disaster, fiasco or clusterfuck.
Alas! We're lost in the middle of nowhere - what a pigtastrophe!
pigtastrophe by fanfreluche March 2, 2011

pistastrophe 

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!
Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!
pistastrophe by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026