Sarasyo's definitions

pistastrophe

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

heartball

When you're doing the right thing for love, any kind, and these mofos are out there projecting and you normally play hardball, but stakes are higher for love, you play heartball

The accountant is being crazy again, going to have to play heartball for grandma 👵

by Sarasyo March 10, 2024