When you're doing the rightthing for love, any kind, and these mofos are out there projecting and you normally play hardball, but stakes are higher for love, you play heartball
The accountant is being crazy again, going to have to play heartball for grandma 👵
A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!
Bro! I lost my brand new 5 poundbag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!