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A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

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