pissmar

an ant

Don't play with red pissmars, they bite.

by gfw3 November 11, 2010

pissarhea

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Pissmas

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

by schhhh April 3, 2016

Pissfart

To waste time, dwadle

Stop piss-farting aroung and let's go.

by Junaid Yar Khalid March 23, 2004

Pisswarm

A beverage which has become not quite hot, but undesirably warm.

About a can of beer which has been left out in the sun all day, one might say: "This beer is pisswarm.".

by Thomas Harman January 18, 2008

Pissmaxxing

An American specific act in which an individual drinks as much water as possible during the day for maximum piss capacity and a satisfying pee

Jim: Dude, why is your water bottle so big? You pissmaxxing?

by Pseudomaxxing October 1, 2021

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017