A title earned by uncleanly people who don't wash their hands and leave droplets of urine on their clothes, the toilet seat, the toilet door knob, the light switch in the toilet and their hands.
A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on twoblonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."