A title earned by uncleanly people who don't wash their hands and leave droplets of urine on their clothes, the toilet seat, the toilet door knob, the light switch in the toilet and their hands.

I want my own place, there's a pisstard about.

Pisstard by realname07890 July 29, 2023

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Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

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pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008

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