pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 22, 2006

Poeshousenice

When something is insanely cool. It is used to describe something that is indescribable. Better than awesome, it's poeshousenice.

Person 1: Hey that is a really cool phone.
Person 2: I know right! It's poeshousenice!

by poeshousenice March 2, 2015

pisshole

An undesirable place to be or live. A place with poor living conditions. Has the same meaning as shithole.

"Ever since he lost his job he has been living in a real pisshole."

by IceWarm December 5, 2004

Pisshopper

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

pisshorse

An animal that only exists after a 12-pack of beers. It has an affinity for racing.

Man, I have to race like a pisshorse!

by TexicanDan February 21, 2006

Pisscuse

The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.

Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order

by El Craigo April 14, 2008

cat piss house

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.

Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!

by Telephony December 23, 2017