Pisshopper 

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

Pisstopher Columbus

noun A period of extreme urination

Please excuse me, I have to take a Pisstopher Columbus.

Pisstopher Columbus by ja jackhammer October 20, 2010

pisswhipper 

an awesome word to use in facebook chat fights

oh go to hell, you snot-nosed pisswhipper.

pisswhipper by superian January 31, 2010

Pisstopher Biggins

A friendly way to anounce that one is off to expel urine. often shortened to a "Biggins"

1. Hold my seat, i'm just of for a Pisstopher Biggins

2. We nearly there, i dying for a Biggins

Pisstopher Biggins by needs4crying January 23, 2009

pissmoppery 

A mild term of insult for an act perpitrated by anyone showing disorganised, usless and pointless behaviour.

"I've never known/seen such pissmoppery"
Usually, the behaviour is unexplainably annoying and over complex when something basic and simple would have been OK
Usually applies to meaningless bureacracy, pointless behaviour of very drunk people, or shambolic sexual experiences etc

pissmoppery by Mysstress January 22, 2007

pisswhopper 

Pisswhopper is a small bird in Australia which eats insects and takes runny shits all over vehicles and equipment in your garage below where they nest

Fucken pisswhopper shat on my windscreen again

pisswhopper by aussieslang October 11, 2016

pisstopher rollins 

A guy named Chris whose actually a piss head that you know you are perfect for each other but he , Chris will never know until it’s to late. He’s usually a great friend great lover perfect kind of what you need. But he will never know this because he’s a piss head a pisstopher Rollins type

He’s such a pisstopher Rollins

pisstopher rollins by 😘 byotch August 24, 2019