Pisscuse 

The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.

Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order

Pisscuse by El Craigo April 14, 2008

pisseuse

A girl that does nothing sexual but pretend to, meaning her sexual parts are only used to piss.

Have you see UltraHotX2000 on chaturbate ? It tooks me 2 hours and 60 tips until i get she's a pisseuse.

pisseuse by Mister_XXX December 15, 2017