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Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.
Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012
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Excl. Phrase. A term used when particularly angry about something, usually relating to extreme grief on the toilet.

Verb. When one defecates and the spashback comes right back up the butthole, and then said person defecates again, thereby "pisshitting."

Verb. When one has a rather runny case of diarrhea that is more liquid than it is solid, much like plasma, butt less like diarrhea. You know, like when you have WAY too much greasy food and you get the shits. THAT's pisshitting.

Noun. The aforementioned kind of pisshitting where one has a runny case of the shits.

Noun (gerund). The act of pisshitting.
1. Aw, pisshit!

2.Although he was extremely careful to position his buttock on the porcelain throne, Tom's pisshitted all over himself, to which he exclaimed, "Aw, pisshit! There goes my sangwich!"

3. Tom leaned that when he pisshits, he needs to bring a couple towels with him to clean up the loose debris and utter destruction.

4. Tom's pisshit came out much like a Covenant plasma rifle, with unbridled energy and sonic fury. Unlike a plasma rifle, however, Tom's pisshit was more brown.

5. Tom pisshitted.
Pisshit by Mac (Not Mic) March 29, 2010
pisshit verb: to fuck up something or someone

with intense anger and joy
"The next time you mess up my order of french toast and orange juice I'm going to pisshit all over this place."
Is the italian word for dogcunt which if repeated alone summons dog cunt which is the destroyer of dicks, It is said any man who summons dog cunt is forced to have sex with her untill his dick is violently ripped off killing him. Pisshist can also be chanted in large groups for good luck.
Praise pisshist we are winning
Pisshist by dogcunt April 9, 2013
An extremely foul stench made up of the combined odors of piss fish and shit!
When she walked past I was smacked in the face with a pisshit stench so bad I almost died!!
Pisshit by MelBeezy May 18, 2022
to piss and shit at the same time.
"hey man I'm gonna go make like a bird and pisshit"
Pisshit by DJ Domino February 21, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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