Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.

Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"

Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012

Pisstistity Level 

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

Pisstistity Level by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

pisstistic 

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007

Piss Tits 

A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.

Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.

Piss Tits by Coron the Almighty January 26, 2009

pisstiest 

The most drunk person in the gang

Abigail is pisstiest!!

pisstiest by piss_head May 2, 2005

pisstiester

Even more pissed than the pisstiest in the gang

kelly was pisstiester than abby

pisstiester by piss_head May 2, 2005

Pusstits 

A cougar that doesn't have it all put together.

That cougar I just met was a real pusstits.

Pusstits by Abees Retep June 20, 2012