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Pisstistity Level 

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

pisstistic 

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer
After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.
pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007

Piss Tits 

A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.
Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.
Piss Tits by Coron the Almighty January 26, 2009

pisstiest 

The most drunk person in the gang
Abigail is pisstiest!!
pisstiest by piss_head May 2, 2005

pisstiester

Even more pissed than the pisstiest in the gang
kelly was pisstiester than abby
pisstiester by piss_head May 2, 2005

Pusstits 

A cougar that doesn't have it all put together.
That cougar I just met was a real pusstits.
Pusstits by Abees Retep June 20, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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