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pissblanket 

A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.
Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.
pissblanket by Telephony April 16, 2011
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A block of frozen urine, thrown like a missile. Can also be a snowball, partially melted with urine, thrown with great force.
-"Why are you peeing in my ice cube tray?"

-"Just making some pissiles."
pissile by Jesus McCool April 8, 2007

pissable 

When you find an joke or a circumstance so funny you pee your pants. Usually in the company of friends.
It was a pissable moment, we all laughed so hard we nearly cried.
pissable by ThunderScout June 8, 2009

Pissable 

When something is possible but pisses you off or makes you cranky.
Yes, it's pissable to change the layout
Pissable by nGeneer Fanboy December 15, 2010

pissbladder 

Another name for the urinary bladder.
Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(
pissbladder by Telephony May 23, 2021

Pisstler 

That guy is such a pisstler.
Pisstler by the.magical.troll. February 25, 2010