pissile

A block of frozen urine, thrown like a missile. Can also be a snowball, partially melted with urine, thrown with great force.

-"Why are you peeing in my ice cube tray?"

-"Just making some pissiles."

by Jesus McCool March 30, 2007

Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 24, 2022