sniveling
"what are you up to?" "I'm sniveling on the couch." "Aw you poor thing, i'll bring you soup and tissues!"
sniveling by sickyonthecouch-potato September 22, 2013
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Sniveling Anus Syndrome
A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
Sniveling Anus Syndrome by neutrogina October 9, 2016
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Sniveling Omega
Jeff is such a weak, uninformed pussy. I totally dominate him. He is the definition of a sniveling omega.
Sniveling Omega by Mike Hunt 1010 October 28, 2020
sniveling bitches
People afraid of changing hunting policies so that young deer immature dont get exterminated on public land.
How can we continue to be sniveling bitches blasting forkies from the road if FWP does something reasonable?
sniveling bitches by Forkyfinder June 5, 2024
Cum Sniveling Weasel
A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
Cum Sniveling Weasel by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006
Shivelights
Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade
Shivelights by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019
lemon shoveling
The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019