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The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.
DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.
pissflap by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

Pissflap pancake 

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
Pissflap pancake by GregorTMS August 6, 2008

pishflaps 

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)
1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps
pishflaps by pax September 15, 2003

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

sweaty pissflaps 

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*
sweaty pissflaps by lordblunkey March 5, 2005
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funflation 

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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