pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

pissflap

Singular of pissflaps. See pissflaps.

by Jus January 10, 2003

pissflap

Tom Carter

Whats that f**king Pissflap mucking about with now? The f**king numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

pissflaps

Vaginal lips or labia.

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.

by Jus January 10, 2003

pissflaps

Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.

Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

pissflaps

1. The flaps that a woman's piss comes out of!
2. Term used to express immense frustration, best used in a board meeting when you've spilt coffee on your trousers

1. Honey, I'm not going to go down on you til you wash your pissflaps .
2. "Jenkins, what's the forecast on shipping sales for the next quarter?" "PISSFLAPS! Oh I'm sorry, what was the question?"

by wazzock2 January 28, 2005

pissflaps

Large pussy lips that hangs down in a woman like wonderful meat curtains. The best for sucking. Usualy has to be spread with the fingers during the act of pissing, to avoid weting herself.

She had to peel her pissflaps with her fingers before pissing.

by zebedeux January 26, 2007