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Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.

Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
"You wahnt malkied, ya ****?"
"You are headin for a malky, any mare o your p**h"
Malky by Dieme Kortone May 10, 2021
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A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.
"Ah geid him the malky an he stood there flat out on the grun."

"Ho! Come back here till Ah malky ya, ya bass!"
malky by Dangerous Malky February 3, 2004
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malky malkyed Dirty Malky Malaya malay Macky Malayah Malayna makyah Makyla
That was some malky he gave him, his nose exploded and then he hit the deck.
Malky by Malcom the Malky July 31, 2013
Smart, loving, loyal, compassionate, wise woman with a heart of gold. Whoever is married to a Malky is the luckiest man in the world. Israeli Malkys are the best, but they're all good. They age really slowly, and always look young. They're also amazing wives & moms.
I gotta find myself a woman named Malky.
Malky by taybbb January 22, 2022
glaswegian slang term for razor blade
i.e malcolm frazor= razor
gieze yer malky pal
malky by glasvegasspete October 29, 2008
A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.
Check that Malky over there in his pimped Corrado, Braaaaap!
Malky by Talcum March 31, 2008

Dirty Malky

When you get a dirty malky your in for the ride of your he can make you scream for hours especially during anal sex
Dirty malky a mam with a large penis a d knows how to use it
Dirty Malky by Frodonointy July 6, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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