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Professor Pissflaps 

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Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

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When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

sweaty pissflaps 

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much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*
sweaty pissflaps by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

pissflaps 

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Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.
Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.
pissflaps by titwanker May 29, 2003

pissflaps 

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1. The flaps that a woman's piss comes out of!
2. Term used to express immense frustration, best used in a board meeting when you've spilt coffee on your trousers
1. Honey, I'm not going to go down on you til you wash your pissflaps .
2. "Jenkins, what's the forecast on shipping sales for the next quarter?" "PISSFLAPS! Oh I'm sorry, what was the question?"
pissflaps by wazzock2 January 28, 2005

pissflaps 

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Large pussy lips that hangs down in a woman like wonderful meat curtains. The best for sucking. Usualy has to be spread with the fingers during the act of pissing, to avoid weting herself.
She had to peel her pissflaps with her fingers before pissing.
pissflaps by zebedeux January 26, 2007
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