lordblunkey's definitions

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

flubbawubba

a person who's fat seems not to belong to them.

"Look at that flubbawubba! He stopped moving 5 minutes ago, but his fat hasn't!"

by lordblunkey August 25, 2004

Grah

A term generally used by Miss Rosie, the defintion of which i've not quite been able to fathom. I think it's simply a noise, possibly to indicate anger

"I know I'm stupid. Grah."

by LordBlunkey June 13, 2004

gay ting to the crew bo

A term which i like to use, because it's funny.

Adam: hey man
Scott: oh my, u really are a gay ting to the crew bo, aren't you.
Adam: ye...

by LordBlunkey June 19, 2004