lordblunkey's definitions

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

lmaohfod

Well, the moron who tired to define OMG by saying (and i quote):

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XD
I SAW A DEAD PERSON!!!
JGRSJFSJRJYREDYJKMGHK!!!

really?
yep!
no?
yes!
omg rofl lmaohfod!
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE POO PIE?? ><???
jgowhrygqh0awhg says i!


used it, but when i looked it up, it had no definition, so i took the opportunity to make a mockery of him.

Well, i spose it would stand for Laugh My Ass Off Hot Food On Dennis or something along those lines...

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

KrAyZeE

A "taking the piss" form of crazy. Someone who thinks they are "crazy" or "wild" or whatever, you just put KrAyZeE before their name...

Katie: I'm really wild, you wouldn't understand, you're just too normal!
Lar: Yep, you're KrAyZeE KaTiE alright...

by LordBlunkey July 23, 2004