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disculate 

When a disc performs the functions of a calculator.
Amelia didn't use her disc correctly, she tought it couldn't disculate!
disculate by jahello October 30, 2011
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Disculate 

-A silly word made up by a silly boy to justify his actions.
-It's what disks do.
Angelo popped in a disc and it began to disculate.
Disculate by Ameliacus October 31, 2011

Draculated 

A place or situation that is so freaky or surreal that you would expect to see it in a low budget horror movie.
Man, would you look at this place? Its like extremely draculated.
Draculated by Recon777 June 3, 2009

Drasculate 

Refering to a problem, issue or situation as being more drastic than it is.
Randy's complaint about the volume of the music was drasculate.
Drasculate by Buffnuggle January 11, 2010

djaculate 

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation
Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.
djaculate by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011

Dickulate 

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
Dickulate by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

Dishplate Nipples 

These fantastically nasty nipples can be identified when the size of the nipple is so exceedingly large that it could be mistaken for a skin-based dinnerware.
My girlfriend doesn't have to do dishes anymore because I lick her Dishplate Nipples completely clean after every meal.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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