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pipedream 

An Idea that is totally out of reach

An idea that came from you smoking too much Methamphetamine, Opium, or Hashish
aww man, when i get some money, im gonna have 5flat screens Lcd's and everyone will be gaming at my house man
pipedream by Rich P. May 9, 2005

Hay river pipecleaner 

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.
Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

Pipeleam 

Ice cream of all forms.
I want to go to Dairy Queen to get some pipeleam yum.
Pipeleam by K8lynluvspipeleam August 22, 2011

the pipecleaner 

where where you skeet in a girls mouth and then you tickle her till she laughs and the cum comes out of her nose
my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and it turned into the pipecleaner
the pipecleaner by sparticleesey November 1, 2006

Punta Cana Pipecleaner

The act of receiving a blumpkin while under water either in a pool or the ocean.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you hear about that slut who gave me a blumpkin last year?
Friend 2: Yea, thats nothin! Some gnarly bitch gave me a punta cana pipecleaner in the pool last night!

Pipecleaner 

When a girl gives you blue balls and you blow a load into one of her socks to get off.
That chick wouldn't give it up so I gave her a pipecleaner.
Pipecleaner by CalebJay6969 May 1, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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