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Pipedream 

Having a crack at a wicked goal that you are pretty sure will crush you
Pipedream: The middle aged chick who could run a bit thought "why not have a crack at a 100 mile run"
Pipedream by BuildingGuy July 9, 2018

pipe dream 

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);
' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

Pipe Dream 

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."
Pipe Dream by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

pipe dream 

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.
World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.
pipe dream by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream 

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.
A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.
Pipe Dream by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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