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someone who is skinny, not strong, who doesn't lift. (Adjective)
Wow that kid Chris Kraemer is so pinnard he can't pick up a pencil
pinnard by SRVHS March 28, 2016
An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.
James is pining for the Michelle's touch.
Pining by shuft April 10, 2006

pinnacle pussy 

If God had a vagina and you could fuck it, that's what pinnacle pussy would be. The sexual and psychological equivalent of chasing your tail and never catching it. It's what never was and never will be. Jerking off is to sex as sex is to what pinnacle pussy would be. The divine realm.
"Dear Lord, I think I finally found it! Shelby loves me so much and I love her, and the sex is amazing! I think I've found the pinnacle pussy. I proposed and we're getting married!"
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."
pinnacle pussy by SmokeMeth September 23, 2017

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

Pininch Face 

The face you make while :
1. Remebering an inside joke

2. When your somewhat surprised.

3.When you have a really bad sport picture and it fails completely.
*Remembering what a friend said*
*Pininch Face*

Friend 1: Wow i just did a Pininch Face !
Friend 2: Yeah man i know *smh*
Pininch Face by taryn&keshia December 6, 2009

pinna gas 

a fart that is released out of your penis
"oh honey that pinna gas is gross"
pinna gas by pinna gas March 11, 2015