pinchin 

see pinch

pinchin by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

pinchin a high note 

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

pinchin a high note by funzoooo April 25, 2005

Pinchin The Carrot 

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.

"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"

Pinchin The Carrot by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010

pinchin' steamers down at the lake 

choppin' mud down at the water shed, punchin' grumpy, dropping the kids off at the pool, wrestling a growler, working things out, messing up the toilet, relieving the infield, and of course pooping.

"Where are you going with that coffee can?" . . . "I am taking it to pinch some steamers down at the lake before the clam bake."

pinchin' steamers down at the lake by road show December 8, 2004

penny pinchin' 

When a guy continually hooks up with ones as opposed to tens or dimes.

Man, matts game is broke.
yeah bro he's been penny pinchin' like a mother fucker!

penny pinchin' by SS BOB November 9, 2010

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017