Having to work all night because the strategy or art direction for an early AM business pitch isn't handed over to production until close of business the evening before the pitch.

Dude, bend over, it's time to get Pitch Fucked.

Pitch Fuck by lxee August 20, 2009

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Punch fuck

The art of frontal donkey punching with a mate. Also used in Slopfuck, which involves punchfucking, donkeypunching, explosive diarrhea, midgets, and various other acts.

Hey pretty lady, may I interest you in some punchfucking? Or perhaps some chips?

Punch fuck by Chris Macabre March 5, 2004

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Punch Fuck

A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.

Son: What are you reading?

Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!

Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!

Punch Fuck by bonedish May 11, 2019

Punch Fuck

Punch Fuck: The act of fisting a man using a closed hand (fist) with little or no lube. A variation on fist-fucking but is generally more abrasive and aggressive.

Man 1: You're fuckable!
Man 2: What you in to?
Man 1: Punch fucking your arse! Now get in the van you're coming with me...

Punch Fuck by wannabe_PF September 10, 2012

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Punch or Fuck

adjetive to describe a person of the opposite sex that is physically attractive where you want to have sexual intercourse with them, but maintains an annoying personality where you want to physically harm them.

I can't decide if I want to "punch or fuck" that girl.

Punch or Fuck by Mark Ramirez July 12, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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