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pimp sled 

car or automobile suitable for showing off.
Yo dog, come check out my new pimp sled. Allllll da bitches wanna ride in it.
pimp sled by doggy daddy August 26, 2005

pimpaled 

holy shit you see that guy get pimpaled, it went straight through him lke a spear
pimpaled by maximg September 21, 2007

pimp sled 

The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".
Damn, check out that pimp sled. Where? Over there, on the corner, by those hos.
pimp sled by Tobeuss April 11, 2003

pimpledick 

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.
Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."
pimpledick by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

pimpslembedded 

That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").
Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.
pimpslembedded by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
i pimpled my face yesterday and mad shit came out
pimpled by kount123 January 19, 2009