pimpaled 

when one is impaled on ones pimp stick

holy shit you see that guy get pimpaled, it went straight through him lke a spear

pimpaled by maximg September 21, 2007

pimpledick 

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

pimpledick by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

pimpled 

popped ur pimples

i pimpled my face yesterday and mad shit came out

pimpled by kount123 January 19, 2009

Pimpledick 

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

Pimpledick by Karin L November 25, 2011

Pimplediddle 

Instead of saying "that was such a force" you have to say "that was such a pimlediddle"

Person1: "Dude Sandra Bullock could get it!"
Person2: "Bro, no.... that was the biggest pimplediddle ever!"

Pimplediddle by jdizzy5811 January 18, 2013

pimpalade 

pimpin' lemonade... muthafucka

DAMN, this's some gooooooooooood pimpalade.

pimpalade by Penat Rayshon August 10, 2006

Englebert Pimpledick 

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

Englebert Pimpledick by Scritty April 15, 2010