pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.

Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks

by Bob May 13, 2005

pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)

Come to my school and get pimpmatized!

by mamma murder July 12, 2010

pimplomatic immunity

A concept that frees teenagers from accountability for wrongdoings because they lack the wisdom or experience to know better.

Our son just got his driver's license and promptly caused an accident in a roundabout. I'd punish him, but I guess he has pimplomatic immunity.

by navindpaul January 13, 2010

Pimpstatical

When a Pimp walks around in his socs on carpet, the goes to open his door.
Makeing his hand statical.

Oh shit, that pimp just went statical.
Hence the word Pimpstatical.

by Rebelssk8element October 21, 2004

Pillmatic

A term coined by Gym Class Heroes lead singer Travis McCoy describing a love for pharmaceuticals that is becoming more and more relevant and common in modern society. Due to the euphoric nature of narcotic painkillers and anti-anxiety medications, and their easy accessibility, many Americans today are indeed pillmatic. A person who is pillmatic is not a drug addict, but will seize any convenient opportunity to take pharmaceutical drugs, such as stealing them from a medicine cabinet for or friends who have undergone surgery. Pillmatics are created daily due to injuries, emotional pain, or boredom. Some drugs pillmatic people will most likely seek include the following trade names: narcotics: vicodin, percocet, oxycontin, dilaudid, tramadol, demerol, opana, morphine, and benzos which include: xanax, ativan, klonopin, valium, and many others.

"I'm looking for them labels
Reading "may cause drowsiness" "be careful when operating machinery"
Beautiful pharmaceuticals
Residue in my cuticles
Sniffin' them when it's suitable
Wishin' they made 'em chewable."

"Dash quick to the closest medicine cabinet
Kill the whole bottle
Never played the role model position
I'm just livin'
So take 2 of these and call me in the morning
I'ma take 4 and finish this 40 cause life's boring."

"I swear to God I'm not an addict,
But I'm still at it, dag nabbit I'm pillmatic."

-Travis McCoy, Gym Class Heroes
-Describes Millions of Americans, Myself included

by Opiator November 4, 2009

Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.

"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"

by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013

pimpalicious

something so amazingly great, it would make a pimp smile.

dude! that ho is pimpalicious! she would make her pimp proud!

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003