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pillow-cum 

pillow-cum is the wet-spot a guy has on his goose-down pillow after he blows a load on it.
Aww shit -- my pillow has pillow-cum all over it!
pillow-cum by USAF Cadet August 24, 2020
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Pillow Cum Sponge 

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.
The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

cum cum pillow 

when a boy is in love with his pillow making him make love to it. he will spill his man sauce all over it then rest his face in it when he is done. true story.
micheal hanusch has a cum cum pillow

cum-pillow 

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
cum-pillow by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Cum Pillow 

When you've wasted all of your cumsocks, resorting to pillows to lust away your pleasurable ejaculations.
Dude, I ran out of cumsocks, this is literal buckshit!!

Have you tried using a cum pillow?

Oh yeah, you're a genius man!! I owe you one for sure.
Cum Pillow by Saint Nick the 4th November 15, 2021

pillow-case cum-stains 

pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
pillow-case cum-stains by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

cum pillows 

When a woman's breasts are large enough to have intercourse with, they are referred to as "cum pillows".
"Hey Bob, do you see that girl at the bar? Those are some nice cum pillows!"

I was playing with my girlfriends cum pillows last night!
cum pillows by Perverted in Peru August 23, 2010
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