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Palaziol'd
Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)
Palaziol'd by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009
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pilazi • Palaziol'd • Pikaziq • pilagia • Pilai • Pilanigalati • Pilapilian • pilarika • Pilaring • Pilarization
bits pilani
An institute that makes you depressed by putting you under excessive workloads and assignments. It also has a zero percent attendance rule which no one uses the real way it is supposed to be used. Despite its flaws, it's the best institute for vellapanti in entire India. Engineering? Well, I don't know about that. You will have to come and check yourself.
You: Bro, I got into BITS Pilani!
Your Friend who took commerce after 10th: That's cool and all, but where is Pilani?
Your Friend who took commerce after 10th: That's cool and all, but where is Pilani?
bits pilani by HanBCmaibhiBitsianhihun March 6, 2022
Pilaring
Pilaring by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022
bits pilani
Birla Institute of Technology and Science is one of the oldest universities in India started by legendary GD Birla in 1964. BITS is famous for producing outstanding entrepreneurs, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country.
BITS being India's first private university holds very strict admission policy saying NO to reservations. BITS campuses are located in Pilani(1964), Goa(2004), Hyderabad(2008) and Dubai(2000)
BITS being India's first private university holds very strict admission policy saying NO to reservations. BITS campuses are located in Pilani(1964), Goa(2004), Hyderabad(2008) and Dubai(2000)
bits pilani by bitsian November 3, 2013
pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch
Jerry: Look at Larry over there eating glue like a pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch. What a loser.
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?
pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch by Billy230 January 8, 2022
Keratosis Pilaris
A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
Keratosis Pilaris
Keratosis Pilaris by theycallmeredhead August 18, 2011
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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