pilazi

A militant or fascistic advocate for the system of exercise known as Pilates.

Brenda, a total Pilazi, could not stop demanding we attend her Wednesday class.

by Sidiferu January 8, 2018

Palaziol'd

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

bits pilani

An institute that makes you depressed by putting you under excessive workloads and assignments. It also has a zero percent attendance rule which no one uses the real way it is supposed to be used. Despite its flaws, it's the best institute for vellapanti in entire India. Engineering? Well, I don't know about that. You will have to come and check yourself.

You: Bro, I got into BITS Pilani!
Your Friend who took commerce after 10th: That's cool and all, but where is Pilani?

by HanBCmaibhiBitsianhihun March 6, 2022

Pilaring

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets

He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.

by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022

bits pilani

Birla Institute of Technology and Science is one of the oldest universities in India started by legendary GD Birla in 1964. BITS is famous for producing outstanding entrepreneurs, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country.

BITS being India's first private university holds very strict admission policy saying NO to reservations. BITS campuses are located in Pilani(1964), Goa(2004), Hyderabad(2008) and Dubai(2000)

BITS Pilani makes a man out of you to take on multinationals - Gulu Mirchandani, founder of Onida.

by bitsian November 3, 2013

pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch

A term for an unloved fatass who has no friends

Jerry: Look at Larry over there eating glue like a pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch. What a loser.
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?

by Billy230 January 8, 2022

Keratosis Pilaris

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.

Keratosis Pilaris

by theycallmeredhead August 18, 2011