3 definitions by theycallmeredhead
A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.
Keratosis Pilaris
by theycallmeredhead August 15, 2011
austrian words pt.1
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011
austrian words pt.3
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011