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pityfishing

To say bad things about yourself or make up things just to make others feel bad for you.
Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!

Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
by Neel Vora July 13, 2006
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Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.
Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.
by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012
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Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
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pigfishing

looking around for something, usually something shady or illegal.
pigfisher
"Bob goes pigfishing around 5th Street every saturday"
by sid malana January 29, 2004
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Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
by bertio mattack December 8, 2022
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pottyfishing

When a man takes a piss deep inside a womans vagina. Once complete he slowly pulls out, takes a look to see if alot of piss comes out. Then back in deep and pulls out and looks for leakage. Its to simulate a fisherman casting out, reeling in, checking his bait, then casting out again.
That Gravey is the Bill Dance of pottyfishing. I dont get how he gets every girl to let him piss in them and play in it.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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pig-phishing (or pigfishing)

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.
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by knockerremover January 7, 2022
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