pifelitis 

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

pifelitis by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

Pixelisism 

The belief that we are just some pixels in the great resolution

*C takes a sip from a drink*
C: We are just some pixels...
*confused A*
A: What does that mean?
C: You never heard of pixelisism?

Pixelisism by Rch99 November 19, 2022

pietitis 

The condition of being excessively pious to the point of being an insufferable, judgmental boor. Sufferers afflicted with pietitis also tend to be raging hypocrites, eg, a closeted bathroom-cruising cock-sucking US Senator who consistently votes against gay rights, basing their vote on "Biblical morality" and "Scripture."

Judging from their viting records, it's easy to conclude that most Republican law makers in the US have contracted chronic cases of pietitis.

pietitis by StanielBlorch March 23, 2010

pavelitis 

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

pavelitis by PRG123 June 29, 2015

Pilitism 

It is a religion that a person believes that the illuminati is fake and believes in the infinite soul called "the great leader" people following or believing in the religion must know minimum 10 rules:
1. PILITIST must have a thing that dont let other people read their minds (hat or something familiar).

2.PILITIST must do rituals, minimum ONE year.

3.PILITIST never draw any figures as triangel which represents as illuminati, pictagram, sex symbols or any sexuality flags.
4.PILITIST can't be in multiple religions.
5.PILITIST never do jokes about the great leader.
6.if PILITIST will be the leader, so he needs to make every his followers happy, no matter how much they hate other people.
7.PILITIST never lies to other people following the religion
8.PILITIST must have a defense which make the person minimum 60% safe from surroundings.
9.PILITIST need to trust other average people if they never lies.

10.PILITIST must share secrets to other pilitists.

Person 1:hey,do you want to be religious but you don't believe in god?
Person 2: yeah.... What?
Person 1: so you can try a new religion called Pilitism! It is about that people believe in one soul called the great leader.
Person 2:cool

Pilitism by Somethingfromsomeone August 30, 2018