pavelitis 

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

pavelitis by PRG123 June 29, 2015

Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

Pandelitis by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

pifelitis 

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

pifelitis by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

parenitis by benlen August 22, 2011

Christos Pavlidis 

BIG DICK GUY, he fucked every fucking woman and impregnated them. He plays basketball like Micheal Jordan. He is a fucking legend and a greek god. All hoes sucking on his dick. He is an original fucker.

Christos Pavlidis > every fucking god

Christos Pavlidis by Turopita November 20, 2021

Bobby Pavelonis 

Someone who behaves like a police officer or federal agent

Nah don’t sell to him he’s a Bobby Pavelonis type of guy

Bobby Pavelonis by Bimjo August 8, 2023