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When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

pavelitis by PRG123 June 29, 2015

Words you can keep

Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

Pandelitis by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

Related Words

pavelitis • Pandelitis • parenitis • pifelitis • Bobby Pavelonis • Christos Pavlidis • PC Elitist • PM Elitist

pifelitis

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

pifelitis by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."

parenitis by benlen August 22, 2011

Christos Pavlidis

BIG DICK GUY, he fucked every fucking woman and impregnated them. He plays basketball like Micheal Jordan. He is a fucking legend and a greek god. All hoes sucking on his dick. He is an original fucker.

Christos Pavlidis > every fucking god

Christos Pavlidis by Turopita November 20, 2021

Bobby Pavelonis

Someone who behaves like a police officer or federal agent

Nah don’t sell to him he’s a Bobby Pavelonis type of guy

Bobby Pavelonis by Bimjo August 8, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026