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Pilitism 

It is a religion that a person believes that the illuminati is fake and believes in the infinite soul called "the great leader" people following or believing in the religion must know minimum 10 rules:
1. PILITIST must have a thing that dont let other people read their minds (hat or something familiar).

2.PILITIST must do rituals, minimum ONE year.

3.PILITIST never draw any figures as triangel which represents as illuminati, pictagram, sex symbols or any sexuality flags.
4.PILITIST can't be in multiple religions.
5.PILITIST never do jokes about the great leader.
6.if PILITIST will be the leader, so he needs to make every his followers happy, no matter how much they hate other people.
7.PILITIST never lies to other people following the religion
8.PILITIST must have a defense which make the person minimum 60% safe from surroundings.
9.PILITIST need to trust other average people if they never lies.

10.PILITIST must share secrets to other pilitists.
Person 1:hey,do you want to be religious but you don't believe in god?
Person 2: yeah.... What?
Person 1: so you can try a new religion called Pilitism! It is about that people believe in one soul called the great leader.
Person 2:cool
Pilitism by Somethingfromsomeone August 30, 2018
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Politism is discrimination or prejudice against a person or a group of people based on their political views.
Example of politism:
- Look at those stupid demoRATS.

Another example of politism:
- All trump supporters are racist fascist anti-maskers.
Politism by Mea3a November 8, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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