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young padwan 

a newbie; rookie {derived from the hit film Star Wars, but losing one syllable}
Patience, young padwan. You aren't as good as a pro like me yet.
young padwan by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003
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Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.
It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.
Pinwank by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010
Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b
Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.
padwan by kit February 1, 2005
much like a titwank except using ones armpit.
'Mannn Jenny gave me the best pitwank last night!'
'Pitwank?'
'Yeah man, pitwank! Was mint!'
pitwank by HeyLook! January 19, 2009

Piswangsta 

Pimp swaga and gangsta MIXED!
Jake: Dude i feel so pimp.
Ron: No dude its swaga
Jake:No I think its gangsta
Blake:(Pops in and says....) No! It's Piswangsta
Piswangsta by whats that August 28, 2009

pidansart 

I'm so pidansart of this utterly inferior food.
pidansart by isdf & tari October 16, 2003