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Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.
padwan by kit February 1, 2005
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A term that geeks use on geeks that they are feeling superior to. Being called a padwan suggests you are a lesser geek. Derived from "Star Wars" and the Jedi trainees called padwans. Using "padwan" on someone inadvertently makes you look like the real padwan.
Movie fan 1: "Bladerunner was a great sci-fi movie."

Movie fan 2: "No, padwan, it's all about Ice Pirates.

Movie fan 1: Ice Pirates? And you called ME a padwan?
padwan by Panthro_2000 September 22, 2009
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padwan dyke 

A baby dyke. So called because of the rat-tails popular now only with young lesbians and young jedi knights. Often shortened to simply padwan.
Padwans are so cute in the springtime. Look, they're flipping us off! One day, they too will realize the ultimate power of the dark side. Give in to your hate, young padwan.
padwan dyke by Elki Blaglag May 25, 2005

young padwan 

a newbie; rookie {derived from the hit film Star Wars, but losing one syllable}
Patience, young padwan. You aren't as good as a pro like me yet.
young padwan by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003
Padania is an alternative name for the Po Valley, a major plain in the north of Italy. The term was sparingly used until the early 1990s, when Lega Nord, a federalist and, at times, separatist political party in Italy, proposed "Padania" as a possible name for an independent state in Northern Italy. Since then, it has carried strong political connotations.
Northern Italian supremacists, who call their region Padania, are a subset of White Nationalists who disparage their Southern compatriots as dark "Arabs" and "Africans". They've also been known to attack Greeks, Balkans, Spaniards, Portuguese. They want Northern Italy to split from the south because Northern Italy is very industrial and fairly wealthy. Southern Italy remains poor and undeveloped.
The "Sun of the Alps" is the unofficial flag of Padania and the symbol of Padanian nationalism. The flag has a green stylized sun on a white background.
"Padania libera!"
padania by Mr.Nice-Guy February 18, 2017
i super intelligent guy, a guy who never give up always play with mind n heart, extremely good with heart n bold with nature, people love him always...
hey pawan you still flying...
pawan by air... February 2, 2013

Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.
"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."
Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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