pickup autist 

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.

That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.

pickup autist by adman86 June 19, 2014

pickup artist 

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

pickup artist by Roguetrick March 6, 2007

Pickup Artist 

1. Venusian Artist

2. One who can and does successfully meet women and collect phone numbers, go on dates, and eventually has intercourse with his desired females.

3. One who uses psychology and/or sociology in order to get what he wants from the opposite or same sex (depending on his or her sexual preference), and has a large success rate.

4. One who studies and practices the art of Pickup, which includes several different areas of study (including social dynamics, psychology, sociology, body language, etc).

5. Term made extremely popular by Mystery and his show on VH1, which taught "losers" how to talk to women and build their self confidence, and transforming them into "pickup artists". Also made popular beacuse of the book "The Game" written by Neil Strauss which explains his transformation from a "nerdy" writer for Rolling Stone Magazine into an internationally known pickup artist.

If you know how to enter a random group of people and leave with the woman you were going after within that group, you can quite possibly be a pickup artist.

Pickup Artist by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

pickup artist 

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

pickup artist by Roguetrick March 4, 2007

Pickup artist 

Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.

Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.

Pickup artist by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019

Pickup Artist 

Hot women have a very strong social skill set because, being hot, they automatically get lots of male attention and are very good at spotting bullshit and fakers.

Normal men do not have such a strong skill set due to shyness, hence they have a very slim chance of success with hot women who see right through their bullshit and proceed to either shoot them down or use them.

A Pickup Artist is a man that DOES have this social skill set due to the sheer amount of time he has spent interacting with women, but has done so through determination and hard work.

Pickup artists, like the rest of us, enter relationships to have sex. However, pickup artists realize that they are in high demand AND have the skills necessary to start a new relationship before one gets too serious

A Douchebag is an attention-whore who uses similar methods for personal gain only, with no regard for how the woman feels.

For this reason, REAL pickup artists follow a "leave them better than you found them" rule.

Erik von Markovich is a world-renowned Pickup Artist.

Pickup Artist by kjun1_3 March 2, 2011

pickup artist 

The person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in Burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. They usually dress sexy for shows.

Kat was asked back to be the pickup artist for the show because she was very good at what she did.

pickup artist by Premium Roast April 23, 2008