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picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.
i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey
picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...
him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

vodka-pickleing 

To immerse one's pickle (penis) in a glass of vodka followed by the immediate engagement of sexual intercourse.
"Man, I am gonna be vodka-pickleing that broad all night"
vodka-pickleing by the ontarians September 7, 2011

Picklemonkey 

Large dangerous mammal, consisting of the face, arms, and legs of a monkey, and the body of a pickle. Highly dangerous when provoked. Very rare. If you ever see a Picklemonkey, it is already too late.
Dave was eaten by a Picklemonkey.
Picklemonkey by Hilbo_the_Clown March 22, 2004

pickledingler 

a pickledingler is when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his dick.
such as- " hey baby can i pickledingler you tonight?"
or even- "have you been pickledinglered lately"
and- "my girl friend bit my dick when i pickledinglered her
pickledingler by storm willis April 28, 2010

Picklering 

Not washing for a month and being a dick about it.
Stick: gross whats that smell?!
Bubba : Thats that fat fuck over there picklering!
Picklering by Reddick craigy January 30, 2020