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Pick on Sahri day 

The 28th of October is the day you can pick on anyone named Sahri and they can’t get mad at you 😊
Omg look Sahri it’s you 🐀🐀
Sahri: omg is it pick on Sahri day or something
Pick on Sahri day by Slaygirlypop October 27, 2023

Pick on Sam Kaiser day 

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

Pick on women 

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?
Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
Pick on women by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Pick on leonardo dicaprio week 

On feb 14, u can pick on leo

Pick on palmer day 

A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.
Oh what is today pick on palmer day

Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people

Those groups of adolescent kids mainly aging from around the ages of 11-14 in groups of 6 or 7 who randomly pick on those who look a little bit different from the widely accepted norm
*Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people encounter*

Thugs: Hey You
Normal Person: What
Thugs: Your a f**king idiot mate
Normal Person: Yeah whatever
Thugs: Did you say something
Normal Person: No
Thugs: You better not have otherwise we're going to batter you up init
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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