A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

Pissmas by schhhh April 3, 2016

Related Words

pibsmas • pissmas • pissmaster • PISSMASS • Merry Pissmas • Pie Smashing • Piss-Masher • Pub Smash

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

Merry Pissmas by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pissmas

when you decorate your walls using red and green colors, but the paint drips and looks like urine.

Leah:look at the sparkles I put on the wall! It's red and green!

Kayla: Oh. It looks like pissmas

pissmas by LeahIsColorful January 3, 2008

Pissmas

A annual pre-Christmas barbecue with mates due to the fact you’ll be stuck with family shit come Christmas time.

Tends to involve old friends, new friends, tinnies, insults being thrown lovingly, and lots of weird half hugs.

Barry: Are you coming to Pissmas this year?
Micko: Yeah mate, I heard Gary’s bringing his new misso.

Pissmas by cookedbagel November 1, 2019

Pissmas

Pissmas is a holiday that me and my friends created. It was originally intended to be a Star Wars marathon of movie at night, but we recently changed it to any movie night. It is usually of a full series with more than 2 movies. It usually begins around 11 or 12 at night, and goes until everyone passes out from exhaustion. There is usually mad snacks, as well as many energy drinks as you and your friends can buy. It almost becomes a contest for your manhood of who will stay up the latest, and alliances are formed, and it can become very hostile, all the while watching mad movies. Pissmas is a great holiday that can be celebrated by anyone.

Hogie: Yo bro, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I had people over and we had a hectic Pissmas

Pissmas by JohnHogie July 11, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026