PISSMASS

PISSMASS
Cheryl and Duncan and Dianne

PISSMASS Drinks after lockdown
Fuck Me let’s get drunk

by Pissmass July 1, 2020

Pissmas

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

by schhhh April 3, 2016

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

Pissmissle

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.

P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!

by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pissass

when you pee in a toilet before shitting. Then, when you do defecate in said toilet the pee water splashes up and smacks your bum.

I just peed and shat in that order and got a major case of pissass all up in there, like dayummmm!

by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010

Pisswasser

Cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from Newcastle Brown ale that tastes like pish.

German in Newcastle :My good man this Newcastle brown ale tastes like pisswasser

Thick Geordie: Oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like pisswassa?

German : No I said pisswasser

Thick Geordie: that's alreet then

by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011