Plantain 

otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.

Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?

Plantain by Mr. Manners Man December 24, 2008

Plantain 

1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.

Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.

1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.

Plantain by Wobo King June 15, 2009

Plantain 

Looks like a banana, tastes like a potato. Usually fried or in chip form.

"Is that a banana?"

"Nah homie it's a plantain, try one"
"It tastes like a potato, how deceiving"

Plantain by rvggedterrvin July 12, 2015

Plantain 

Women that has both Hispanic and White origin.

Yo the Plantain lowkey got a fat ass!

Plantain by jav money cash March 4, 2017

plantain 

A tiny banana, often referred to as a small penis.

Chris Patriani's plantain got caught in the drawer again today.

plantain by Lichmorg August 21, 2009

hide the plantain 

Trying to hide a boner

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence

hide the plantain by Burdac January 11, 2021

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger 

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018